nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:
IMAX and climax
Blockbuster and cockthruster
Hulu and Woohoo?
Amazon Prime and sexy time
Church and praying for forgiveness
You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for
*screams into a bottle & releases it to sea*
We make time for what we care about most.
(via kushandwizdom)